Yes it's time for "My Birthday- Part two." So after my pre-birthday celebration in columbus I woke up the next day, on my actual birthday, completely refreshed...and my mom got me to be all girlie... she got me a haircut, and a facial! Then...my amazing sister and friends (from the night before) took me out for my fav. food of all time- Sushi. MmmmmmmMMMm I love a good sush roll. And Heather got me the bag below for my birthday. To make this all go faster so I can bring you up to speed on EVERYTHING that's been going on...let's do this through pics:
Me and Matt's Dad and his awesome Wifey/Matt's awesome other mom - Jerrie
OMG It was SO HOT that day... i felt like my face was going to melt off. Really.
OMG It was SO HOT that day... i felt like my face was going to melt off. Really.
At the braves game - I was so close to Francoeur's butt :)

See? I wasn't kidding. But now he's been traded so what's this pic good for? Nuttin'

Dug out!
Quick story:
Additional Celebration of my birthday with my bestests in Columbus! I love you Des!
Dessi, Maggi and Me - my entourage - yes, I said tha- er, wrote that.
Those Sneaks! I'm bearing my soul about my fireworks hatred and they're just trying to keep me from seeing my surprise birthday cake!
Aw, they make 25 look so nice when it's on top of a chocolate cake. Again- Sneaks.
Me, being really surprised
JD, Trying to run from the wrath of my surprise.

JD posing with his beer - setting it down nicely so he could...
See? I wasn't kidding. But now he's been traded so what's this pic good for? Nuttin'

Dug out!
Quick story:So we were sitting pretty close to field as you can see. And this nice young gentleman- actually I say that sarcastically because he wasn't nice at all- not one bit - well this guy that we were sitting near...he was heckling the players... yelling nasty things about how over paid they are - but especially how over paid Diory Hernandez is and how he should
"GO BACK TO GWINETT- GIMME YOUR MONEY! YOU ARE SUCH A WASTE OF TIME HERNANDEZ!"
Ok, so the guy was a little angry. I get that, I get a little angry when someone won't turn off their blinker, or if my fav. reality super star (because they all are) gets kicked off my show, or if someone speaks to me without my permission... hey, I understand. I get angry too. But this guy was a little loud, he was a little angry, a little annoying, a little.. HEY GUY, YOU ARE RUINING MY INTIMATE MOMENT WITH FRANCOUER's TOUSHY - SHUT THE HECK UP- Is what I wanted to say. But instead I just whispered to Matt:
"I think I can take this guy. Will you get my back? Geesh, what a jerk!"
Ah, I'm so thug. After all the yelling and annoying jeers the guy was too busy throwin' back a cold one when...Oh, oh my Gosh is that right? DID HERNANDEZ JUST GET A HOME RUN? THAT'S RIGHT - HE DID. So what did I do? I did what any normal American Baseball fan would do. I started yelling loudly,
"OH MY GOSH HOME RUN! WAS THAT...HERNANDEZ? WELL I'll BE DARNED - THAT WAS HERNANDEZ. THANK GOD YOU'RE ON OUR TEAM AND NOT STILL PLAYING IN GWINETT! HEY? DID EVERYONE SEE HERNANDEZ? HE HIT A HOME RUN! ISN'T THAT SOMETHING? WHAT A GREAT PLAYER- I'M SO GLAD WE PAY HIM SO MUCH!"
I looked straight at that heckling jackass and smiled :) Then looked back and realized I just did that in front of Matt's parents. Well, at least they got a kick out of it...that could have potentially been a code red alert.
Another highlight of the game - The Kiss Kiss Cam. You know they play that "Kiss me...underneath the stary something..blah blah" so I start eating nachos and singing to matt, then singing to my nachoes... he's laughing at me and the next thing I know - I'm on the friggin KISS KISS CAM with a cheese covered nacho shoved in my face. The whole stadium saw me go "Oh!", hide my face and then kiss Matt. It was not my finest moment but now all of Turner field knows how I feel about my nachoes. One day I'll show that kiss kiss cam. I'll be puckered and ready to go and nacho-less. But that's my luck, right? It was fun!
"GO BACK TO GWINETT- GIMME YOUR MONEY! YOU ARE SUCH A WASTE OF TIME HERNANDEZ!"
Ok, so the guy was a little angry. I get that, I get a little angry when someone won't turn off their blinker, or if my fav. reality super star (because they all are) gets kicked off my show, or if someone speaks to me without my permission... hey, I understand. I get angry too. But this guy was a little loud, he was a little angry, a little annoying, a little.. HEY GUY, YOU ARE RUINING MY INTIMATE MOMENT WITH FRANCOUER's TOUSHY - SHUT THE HECK UP- Is what I wanted to say. But instead I just whispered to Matt:
"I think I can take this guy. Will you get my back? Geesh, what a jerk!"
Ah, I'm so thug. After all the yelling and annoying jeers the guy was too busy throwin' back a cold one when...Oh, oh my Gosh is that right? DID HERNANDEZ JUST GET A HOME RUN? THAT'S RIGHT - HE DID. So what did I do? I did what any normal American Baseball fan would do. I started yelling loudly,
"OH MY GOSH HOME RUN! WAS THAT...HERNANDEZ? WELL I'll BE DARNED - THAT WAS HERNANDEZ. THANK GOD YOU'RE ON OUR TEAM AND NOT STILL PLAYING IN GWINETT! HEY? DID EVERYONE SEE HERNANDEZ? HE HIT A HOME RUN! ISN'T THAT SOMETHING? WHAT A GREAT PLAYER- I'M SO GLAD WE PAY HIM SO MUCH!"
I looked straight at that heckling jackass and smiled :) Then looked back and realized I just did that in front of Matt's parents. Well, at least they got a kick out of it...that could have potentially been a code red alert.
Another highlight of the game - The Kiss Kiss Cam. You know they play that "Kiss me...underneath the stary something..blah blah" so I start eating nachos and singing to matt, then singing to my nachoes... he's laughing at me and the next thing I know - I'm on the friggin KISS KISS CAM with a cheese covered nacho shoved in my face. The whole stadium saw me go "Oh!", hide my face and then kiss Matt. It was not my finest moment but now all of Turner field knows how I feel about my nachoes. One day I'll show that kiss kiss cam. I'll be puckered and ready to go and nacho-less. But that's my luck, right? It was fun!
On the Fourth of July I went over to Maggi's house again. When I got there, everyone was outside watching the fireworks. Which I hate. Hate fireworks? Yes, fireworks are not that much fun to me. Yay, loud noises. Yay, giant death rockets being launched into the sky right above our heads, Yay, awful smoke-smell filling my nose... You name one good reason to LIKE fireworks? I mean who thought blowing junk up would be... oh, you're right... men. Only men would be like "Hey, let's light this on fire, it will be fun. Whoa, it works!" Wait, maybe that's where the word fireworks came from... "This fire works." haha. Ok, anyway. I was trying to get inside because I hate fireworks and Maggi grabbed my arm and started talking about how it's a tradition and everyone has to stand outside and watch. I tell her my spiel about fireworks and my theory that if I were a mastermind criminal I would probably blow up the united states on the fourth of July because...well, other stuff is already being blown up and therefore it would be brilliant cover. And if I feel this way, then maybe someone else has this same plot..So I hate fireworks, they're dangerous and they creep me out. But even after I expressed my weird concerns she was still being all weird about me watching the stupid fireworks. Then I see JD run off like a frolicking little kid. I'm like "why is he running like a r-monkey?" She looks at me and goes, "I dunno, let's go inside." I'm thinking, "FINALLY!" When I got inside all the lights were out... I came around the corner and I saw this...
Those Sneaks! I'm bearing my soul about my fireworks hatred and they're just trying to keep me from seeing my surprise birthday cake!Aw, they make 25 look so nice when it's on top of a chocolate cake. Again- Sneaks.
Me, being really surprised
JD, Trying to run from the wrath of my surprise.

talking to my cake. Really. JD's laughing at me from the kitchen.
I have great friends. After the cake Maggi and Ric gave me a present -how sweet - it was a set of martini glasses and some classy shot glasses so matt and I can entertain at our new place! Thanks guys. I love you!




I want to go to a Braves game with you, I love to piss of an ole heckler.
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