I'm baaaAAAAAAccckkkk....

Am I getting OLD?

So there I was...lying in bed the other night. All snuggled up next to Mr. Hofius... trying and trying to sleep. We had one of those lazy days where we ate dinner and then hopped in bed to watch tv together. Matt fell right to sleep and I was so so comfortable but I had this feeling in my tummy that was making me wince. I couldn't sleep. I couldn't sleep because I hadn't completed my nightly ritual. MY NIGHTLY RITUAL? Me? A nightly ritual? I usually floss, brush my teeth, put in my retainer, wash my face...etc etc all in order. I know this should be normal. And continuity is good and everything but not for me. I don't have nightly or morning rituals. Never have, always vowed that I never will. Why? Because I'm ridiculous. Why else? So this is the reason that I'm always late - bc I never put my shoes back in the same place. And my make-up? Yeah it's sometimes in my purse, sometimes in my car... sometimes... get this people - I don't even WEAR makeup! Every day should be it's own new adventure. Rituals are for catholic ceremonies and sorority meetings... not for which order I brush my teeth or wash my face! Am I opposed to doing something the same way everyday because I'm weird? Is it laziness? Is it fear? Well whatever it is I got over it...and got up from my snuggly little bed and performed my"nightly ritual."
"Ahhhhhh, that feels much better, " I sighed to myself. And then I had no troubles sleeping.


Some annoying things:

Stamps. Why can't you ever find one when you need one. And why do they cost like 44 cents now? It's ridiculous.

UPS - Do they even LOOK at your address? Matt's package was in front of our next door neighbor's house. He was running around like a angry chicken with his head cut off. Yes ladies and gents he was using unseemly language I wouldn't dare post on this blog. In his defense...the package had a $160 hard drive in it.

The Stomach flu - Who needs it? I spent the last 24 hours in bed tossing and turning. I hate being sick. (then again...have you EVER heard anyone EVER say that they LOVE being sick? When people -including myself - say that they HATE being sick I always think to myself - "Well that's silly, doesn't everyone hate being sick? I suppose there could be some sickos (haha like the pun?) out there that Looooovvvvee it... I've never met one. But if there are some I don't want them to feel left out. So I guess I shouldn't think it's silly. It still seems a little silly though.)

The General Car Insurance. I just wanna punch that little cartoon character in the face. "Auto Insurance for Less the General says Yes!" Really? Shutup!

People that try to chat you up on facebook that you've met like twice. It usually goes a little something like this:

Awkward guy 3:10 pm
"Hey, how are you. How's life?"

You 3:11pm
"It's great, how are you" (Meanwhile you're scanning their fb page bc
you have NO idea who they are or how you know them)

Awkward guy 3:12pm
"It's going good, going good. Hopefully we'll get some good weather soon"


You 3:16pm
(You read where they're from... go to weatherchannel.com. See they had
a blizzard in their area recently...then you say...)
"Oh yeah, I hear the weather there has been terrible, you guys holding up Ok?"


Awkward guy 3:17pm
"Yeah, yeah we're recovering. So do you wanna hang out sometime soon,
I'll be in that area in a couple of months"


You Silence.
(And then if you STILL have no idea how you know them...you just do what i do...
go offline.)


You Offline 3:20pm

Awkward guy 3:22pm
"Dude, you there?"

Facebook: "You" is offline, would you like to send your Reply in a message?

Too bad the only response they'll get is facebook's friendly reply. Then you better just PRAY Awkward guy doesn't send you that AWKWARD message. Then you have to block him. And nobody wants that.

Snow- It was once cute and fun but now it has just become plain annoying. I had to walk down a mountain to find a friend who's car was stuck in the snow. Took us two and a half hours to get down and back. Snow has also ruined my life on another occasion. I was supposed to go see my fake grandma Mrs. Helen (you guys remember Mrs. Helen right? If not check back to this post) Don't be sad...I got to see her the following day but at the time i thought snow was ruining my life. I'm so over the snow... even though I look really happy in this picture:


::sigh:: I miss posting pictures on my blog. I vow that I will find my camera charger someday! (Or I'll just buy a new one!)

that is all.