I have been so busy, busy...and have had so many adventures.
I wish I could talk/write... like you could tell what kind of accent i was using at the time of me writing it. I encountered a hilarious parent today from New Jersey. Today as you read the story below, please imagine me with a Jersey accent.
Do you wanna hear a laugh? So I's drive this golf cart at work, right? Tia calls it "Scootah Bootah" When you sees me speeding past you on campus......it looks like I'm having so much fun right? Well actually I'm just scootin' round on glorified lawn mower. And that's aight, but its not like nos car, ok? A cars gots a gas gauge. A golf cart don't. Last Friday Is was wishing it had one, instead I'm halfway to my boss's boss's office (wait, did that make no sense?) i was drivin' to the big boss's office, anyway I was on my way there...and it started to rain. Who knew our trusty little Scootah bootah was thirsty?!?! The stupid thing ran out of gas just when it began to rain. I am struggling so hard, pushing and pushing but it wouldn't budge! Its rainin' I'm worried about the damn swine flu and peoples is starin' at me like I gotta problem. I ain't got no problem...Is got no gas. So after 10 mins of tryin' to push the s.o.b. up a hill my genius switch came on and I pushed it to a safe place down the hill. No ones helped me. No ones....what, am I in Jersey or sumptin? I thought I was in friendly Georgia! Peoples just starred.
Whew, it was difficult to even write like that. Those folks from Jersey really have a lotta s's in their words. (no offense) Accent off...
Anyway. No worries, I became like lassie when timmy fell down a well and ran to get help for poor scootah bootah. I have this sneaking suspicion that no one helped me because I was laughing outloud to myself when I ran out of gas. Why is that scary to people? I feel its natural. Because the whole time I was thinking "this would happen to me. When I tell Matt...he's going to laugh and call me Lucille Ball." And its true he did. I said "Matt, guess what happened to me today?" and the first thing he said was " Aw, what happen to Lucy today?" ha.
So if you haven't been aquanited with Leelieu yet... the other day she and i did a professional photo shoot. Of course she cried and told me she hated her thighs in all the pics but I really thought they came out well.
Sultry Leelieu pose
good kitty pose (ps my ring looks fab)
Shy kitty pose, notice how it's close to sultry kitty...just minus the right eye squint. Subtle but important difference, just ask Tyra. She's got talent I tell ya.
Cuddly kitty pose
She's a natural camera hog...what can i say? Def. spoiled, but its because she has such star quality. I think I'm going to call wiskas. Maybe i'll just send them the pics.
News about the numptials:
1. I found my dress!!!!! (sorry, i didn't mean to squeal at you but i'm so happy about it) Weird, i know...I've only been "bethrothed" for like 3 weeks...but the thing is... I went dress shopping with my sis just to get the feel for it. So i tried on some ridiculous dresses for a laugh, and randomly chose a pretty one...one that i thought "surely this pretty dress will be too small" And, well for lack of a better phrase - O M G...it fit! All I can reveal at this time is that it is white because Matthew may be reading this, although I highly doubt it.... I don't want to compromise the top secret info. P.s. How the junk am I going to keep it a secret from him for an entire year?
wedding idea number 1,000...i lost count (but we will more than likely do this): Silly String send off instead of the traditional birdseed, or flowers thing. Now that I've written it... don't you out there go stealin' my awe.... excuse me... specatular idea!
So we had a mini reunion of all the older sisters...it was fun. Wait, have I mentioned I'm a sorority girl? Well, I am and a bunch of us graduates went out like we were 18... oh how i miss college. I said to Jenni, " Do you think this top shows too much?" She goes "Melinda, you know my life's motto...flaunt it if you got it!"
Other news will follow soon. Just a sneak peak: scary geese, my big sis's wedding and matt's secret message written in a pizza box.
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