Singing in Elevators

Nothing Says "I LOVE YOU" like a Heart-Shaped Pizza

Matt is Hilarious. He made me this pizza for lunch today. Yep, there are certain perks to being Matt's Fi-On-Say! I never knew pizza could be so beautiful. Its an art form. Really.

Couple of Updates since last time:

Wedding Idea Number 5: Whenever anyone says Melinda or Matt during the ceremony or reception - Everybody drinks! Its like an interactive wedding drinking game!

Wedding Idea Number 6: Where can I get penguins? I just love them because its like they're already dressed for the occasion.

Wedding Idea Number 7 - Which is an actual wedding idea: all the groomsmen will wear All Star Converse Shoes - or chuck taylors, whatever you want to call them - and they will be the color of the bridesmaid dresses.

Tragic news: Therealnph on twitter is NOT Neil Patrick Harris as I previously reported. Instead it was an impostor! And I no longer follow him on twitter because I don't like liey people.

Good news: This whole Engaged thing is SPECTACULAR! People want to throw parties for you and take you out to dinner to celebrate. Its bizarre!

You know what else is bizarre? Well, to me anyway... When people are like "YAY! You're Pregnant!" Which yes, YAY you're pregnant and that creepy movey thing inside you will someday become a person... YAY! But that's like congratulating someone for....shhhh....."doing it." My friends have a five year old so they call it "doing the laundry." So whenever I talk about the big "IT" you know...I'll call it "doing the laundry" So does anyone find that kinda weird? When people get pregnant and people congratulate them...its like saying "YAY!!!! You've been doing the laundry!!!!" And that's just bizarre to me.

One of my very best friends, Heather, and her husband,Cliff took Matt and I out to eat the other night and we had such a good time. Thanks for the swanky dinner my loves!!

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Aw, we're so happy! But I do kinda look like I'm trying to eat him and he's kinda trying to get away....like I just whispered in his ear, "I'll find you."

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They are so sweet. It sucks that Cliff is getting deployed again in May :(

Elevators

Sometimes at work when I'm riding up and down the elevator alone I like to sing at the top of my lungs. I think people can hear me but honestly, do I care? NO! Because at that moment I'm Whitney Friggin Houston, Ok? And I'm on my 3rd set, so step off it or I'll get all "I Will Always Love You" on yo' punk arse. And then the elevator opens and I get a stern look on my face like "Oh, my...Who was doing that infernal singing?"

Oh, also. Sometimes I feel bad about taking the elevator because I have legs and there are people out there that don't have legs or have deformed legs or are like blind, or were supposed to die in Vietnam but instead were rescued by their friend and now have to spend there rest of their life in a wheel chair, but eventually get alloy legs because they discover how to be a successful shrimp boat captain and they can afford them now. And then they marry an Asian lady... anyway, MY POINT is... sometimes to work my legs out, instead of just standing there being ungrateful, I like to run around in a circle while the elevator is going...just to remind myself that I'm lucky to have these legs.