Engagements and Weddings

Squirmy Wormy

A couple of housekeeping items: 1. I've realized that my job mainly consists of "sure, hold on one second...let me transfer you." I feel like one of those old timey phone operators. I wonder if that was any fun...in movies they look like they were having a lot of fun. But then again in movies lots of things look like fun but when you actually do them in real life...not so fun. For instance... trying to eat a carrot like bugs bunny. It hurts your teeth and you may run the risk of biting your fingers. Or like running up the side of a tree. That was not fun, and gets you grounded. I know.

2. There is a slight emergency...the vending machine downstairs no longer vends, if you will, my favorite chips. If you haven't already become acquainted with my obsession with CBP's please see my earlier post - Ode to B4. Lady luck is not smiling upon me at this time.

3. I am turning 25 this Wednesday and I do not like it. Every time I say/type/tell someone I'm turning 25 i think of the "I think I'm turning Japanese" song... but I insert the number 25... "I think I'm turning 25 I think I turning 25, I really think so...." I can't believe I'm already at my quarter-life crisis

So, some of you may know that Matt and I are engaged... I know, I know...it's still going on.

Anyway... We had a party. It was fun. Observe:

Lexa, Me and Jenni - Bridesmaids!


Bridesmaid Hols and Me!
Me with SOME, yes I will have 10 total, so Me with SOME of my beautiful bridesmaids!

Missy sitting in Matt's little brother's, Kristofer, chair. Kristofer is 5. Missy- you are tiny.

Squirmy Wormy...

So this weekend Wilkes became Jiles. Brit's new initials will be BJ and her hubby's are PJ. Together they are PBJ. mmmm, I'm kinda hungry right now and that does sound like a delicious sandwich. I wish I had photos of my own from the wedding but instead I had to gank this photo from my bestie Hols. Sometimes I get get caught in the moment and forget about pics.

All the sorority sisters and Brit.

I hope her and Phil are having an excellent time on their honeymoon and I hope they have a loving, caring, Godly, Chocolate-filled life together. I love you two so much!

So at the wedding on Saturday I was thinking about something....while I was pulling up my britches in the bathroom at the country club... 1. Do you think God looks down at me squirming and worming into my oh-so-sexy spanks and laugh's his tushy off? Probably. and 2. How many people are pulling up their pants at this exact moment..the same time I am? I mean like 1,000 or like 20? or do you think there are millions of people AT THIS MOMENT... pulling their pants up... all over the world? We're like a movement.... Its like we're an army of pant puller- uppers. And at that moment I really felt a part of something, ya know? A part of a group. And then I thought... I wonder how many people forgot to flush. I'm tellin' ya...oh the deep thoughts that cross your mind after two white zifs and two bud lights.