I can't wait to be old.

5 years. the many faces of M & M.

Hello fellow bloggers and blog stalkers. I hope this chilly evening is finding you all well.

I can't wait to be old because apparently you can pee on whatever you want. how do i know this? Because gramps decided to fish out his doogan and whiz all over a cart return in the middle of the wal-mart parking lot at exactly 12:56pm today. Lucky me, I was a spectator. As the old man waddled away, with no shame, my co-worker and I gawked with astonishment. "I guess when you gotta go, you gotta go?" she said to me. "Apparently he had to go right now," I laughed in disbelief. And even though several wal-mart workers saw him, they did nothing. And he peed all over those carts.. gross! Makes you wanna sanitize when you leave wally world. Am I right people? So I want to be old and get a free pass to pee on stuff. When I'm a granny I'm gonna squat in a parking lot...just because I can. Too bad I have to wait like 60 years to test my theory.


So Matthew John and I have been together for 5 years as of yesterday. 5 years. In commemoration of our time together I've prepared something special for the blogging world today.

You all might want to hold on tight because you're about to be taken on a journey through time. The faint of constitution (ha, I took this saying from Lisa -thank you for enhancing my blog-u-cabulary, ha) may want to avert your eyes. For those brave enough to stay... I give you... Matt and Melinda- through the years. enjoy.

Matt and I, almost 5 years ago.

First spring break.

In mid battle. Clearly I'm winning

Beauty and the beast. which one is which, huh? HUH?


First time Matt went out in Columbus with me.

Homecoming one year - look at shaggy matt. ha!

80's Drag party. Matt was tina turner...in my little sister's dress.

We took this right before Matt threw me in the pool... I never forget Mattthew. NEVER.

I just like this picture, ok people?

Graduation day.

We're being snarky

So that brings us up to speed. This is now. Here are a some engagement photos. taken by Mr. Pete Ogilvie.




So there you have it. You may return to your regularly scheduled time zone.