More weird quotes and christmas sightings

Thank you for being my facefriend.

How was your Christmas? Oh that's good... mine was, well interesting.

I went home to Columbus and stayed with my mom. She's the best. Matt got really sick and so he had to miss christmas with my family :(. I had to drive home on Christmas Eve and take care of my dearest. I wrapped him up in a blanket and made him open all his presents. Luckily he was feeling better the next morning and we were able to drive up to Gwinnett to celebrate with his family.

There's so much to tell you... i usually take plenty of pictures but unfortunately i've lost my camera charger :( So to sum up my Christmas adventures here are some weird things we saw and hilarious conversations that happened over Christmas. I've also included some one-of-a-kind-home-made pictures that will help you visualize my experience...haha.

Side note: My mom just started using Facebook. beware. She wrote on my best friend's wall - "love you much ,thank you much for beeing my facefriend" ha. I love my mom.


And so, our adventure begins on Christmas morning. We got ready and jumped in the car so that we could make it Matt's dad's house...

We saw a man carrying a fan on his HEAD like a HAT when we were driving through Carrollton. I wish I had a picture. Oh I WISH I had a picture... but because I don't I've included this stick drawing to illustrate my point....

Just Like that. Just walking down hwy 27, no big deal. hello there, i have a fan on my head. maybe it was a present for a loved one? maybe he was robbing a fan store? Oooo MAYBE he found it in the dumpster? Maybe he's Carl fan head, Edward scissor hands' cousin? I said to matt... should we offer him a ride? Matt said...i don't think the fan would fit in our car. I said, "True." We kept right on driving...feeling a little Christmas sad for Mr. Carl Fan Head.

Other amazing sighting: We spotted the duct tape tree in it's natural habitat. You can only find these rare trees in the rural parts of West Georgia. It seems it's able to "remend" itself. If you can tell by my illustration...the duct tape is actually holding the tree's branch in place. Oh lucky are we that Matt spotted one of those rare duct tape trees....Love the drawing? I can also do home art. I would be HAPPY to send you some samples of my current collection.

When we finally made it to Matt's dad's house we opened presents and everyone watched us because we were late. side note: Matt has the sweetest family. they all love him so much. And they always make me feel like part of the family. We got some awesome stuff. But as it goes when you have lots of family we had to move on to the next house.

You guys remember Kris right? The funniest child in the world? Well, we arrive at Matt's mom's house and all the siblings were in the basement. Of course santa brought kris a shiny new bike so he just HAd to show everyone. He's really so cute! Andrea - Matt's sister...who is about 20...was drawing something on Kris' easel. A stick figure or writing Kris' name. "Gimme that!" he says playfully. We all moved back a little so he could write on the board... this is what he wrote:
Oh Dear! "Look what Kris wrote!" Andrea said. "hee hee hee" Kris laughed. I told you he's a strange one. "What are you going to kill Kristofer?" I asked as I was writing..."Are you going to kill everyone with kindness?" I wrote. "No!" he scribbled out the writing and rewrote. I will kill Hahahaha. I couldn't stop laughing. Oh Kris. I love that kid.

Lucky Me I'm still off for the next week. And with so many people in town... *cricket, cricket* I have nothing to do. I could clean my house because in the last week that i've been gone it has turned into a dishpile/clothespile/videogaming/manland of disarray... How can one little skinny
man like my IFY and two semi-scrawny cats make so much mess? On principle I would certainly leave things as they are and make IFY clean everything up when he gets home for work....but on safety I think it's best I go ahead and clean things up.besides, I've gotta eat sometime and I'll have to clean the dishes to get to the stove...good grief! So armed with 409 and rubber gloves...here I come.

I hope you all had a Merry Christmas full of laughs like I did!