Monday Conversation.

a Facebook Chat to remember.

E: What are you doing?

M: Working, what are you doing?

E: Boo work.when you get married you can have a baby and stay at home like me...its the best job EVER!! and so so rewarding

M: OH OK <-- not sure if she sensed my sarcasm haha i love you

(Ok disclaimer - I'd just like to say that I'm not belittling the miracle of Motherhood, I'm just not sure it's best job EVER for me. Ya know? ok... continue)

E: and I will call your baby chucky or charlie or whatever i want until it comes :)

M: You have def. earned that right.

E: and i will plan you a shower and want to do it, not have someone else do it for me cause i love you:). oh have a baby now

M: OMG! I am not even married yet!

E: will it be afraid of germs too? maybe it won't drool because it is just like its mom and afraid of germs:)you love me

M: hahahahahahaha. my child will be born germless. (jokes on you E!)

E: and it will come out potty trained...can't give mommy a heart attack with a poopy diaper (My child will be of above intelligence so naturally...Wait, I'm not having a kid! She's so sneaky)

M: oh God.... Well, i miss you E. we never get to hang out

E: nope...your car sucks and you work too much and you are getting married and pregnant...that is a lot...

M: OMG E!

E: ?

M: im not getting pregnant!

E: jk. sorry i just want my friends to have babies to so we have something in common again (Hey E, we could get our toes pierced together... that would be something in common.)

M: always thinking of others E, always thinking of others


Happy Monday All.